...will kill you, apparently. The Metro reports that one sausage (or three rashers of bacon) a day can increase your risk of bowel cancer by one fifth. I'm not veggie, and although I'm not really in a position to lecure to anyone about health and nutrition given the shameful state of my diet lately, I think the news that processed meat isn't good for you isn't really news, is it? God help the woman on BBC3's Freaky Eaters who would eat nothing but sausages (burnt ones no less), poor love.
On freaky of a different kind, the Metro also reports that a man from Ohio has been charged with having sex with his garden table. I think the less said about this the better. The only reason I note this is the caption written under his picture, which eloquently describes him as 'alleged table-sexer'. Well I suppose I can't charge them with inaccuracy, now can I. Don't you just love the tabloids?
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